Not only don't I cook, but about three days ago I literally set my stove on fire. That's how extremely I cannot cook. And that's only a drop in the bucket in terms of anecdotes justifying how the Style Bard cannot cook. However, I really enjoy Top Chef and I'm thrilled that it's back. It's one of the most sincere reality tv show competitions on TV, I feel. It's much too early for me to cast a bid on who I think will make it to the finale, but I do want to say that after tonight's episode, the Culinary Institute of America must be smarting. The two canditates on Top Chef who attended CIA were kicked off first, one and two...so you just know it's gonna be interesting around the student union building tomorrow.