
Grandma has gotten pearls for each of her five female grandchildren. This is not just another reason why she's so awesome, it's also a very thoughtful and practical gesture. Grandma knows that every little girl, and every grown woman, no matter their taste, should own a good set of pearls- necklace, bracelet, earrings. It's such a lovely way of thinking, and an enduring gift that will never go out of style. I believe we should all own them- there will always be some occasion. And now I have mine.
And I guess they'll suffice as far as Mother's Day goes, since I doubt these schmucks will be buying me anything anytime soon:

2 comments:
You know, Biff was gonna get you diamonds, but after I read her the post she went, "The hell with othermommy," and gave them to me.
She then chased her tail for three hours.
i agree with your grandmother.
and i think your cats will need therapy because of you, so why should they buy you gifts?
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